Things I would rather do besides read The Liars' Club:
Play a board game (if you know me, you'll realize that this is a big deal)
Clean the floors: On my hands and knees
Watch paint dry
Mow the lawn--with tweezers
Yes, folks, I would just about rather do anything than read this book. To be fair it isn't all that bad. It is interesting, and there are definitely moments of intrigue. Still I can't stand the author, even as a little kid. I want to throttle her. I fear having a child like her.
But I will prevail. I will not give up! Semper Fi! (for this one, anyhow)
Anyone reading The Road right now? I miss it. Yes, it is that bad.