Saturday, June 28, 2008

One Step Closer

Dear Bat Brother,

I applaud your valiant efforts at procuring my release, but I assure you I do not need your help. Being that I am the more menacing of the two men-of-Bat (check out scary shadow as proof), it will be only moments before I escape this den of horrors and continue to kick your bat butt at all manor of competitions, including but not limited to:
1. Trivial Bat Pursuit
2. Batminton
3. Batgammon
4. Charades
5. Battleship

I have already taken one of my captors hostage and plan to tickle her mercilessly before my return.

Do not worry brother, I have not been harmed.



mimi said...

Dear Bat Brother: Uh your hostage looks oh so terrified. So much for your scarry shadow. Hmmm, perhaps you need the Shadow's help?

mimi said...

Just another random thought: have you thoroughly staked out BATon Rouge??