Saturday, June 28, 2008
One Step Closer
Dear Bat Brother,
I applaud your valiant efforts at procuring my release, but I assure you I do not need your help. Being that I am the more menacing of the two men-of-Bat (check out scary shadow as proof), it will be only moments before I escape this den of horrors and continue to kick your bat butt at all manor of competitions, including but not limited to:
1. Trivial Bat Pursuit
I have already taken one of my captors hostage and plan to tickle her mercilessly before my return.
Do not worry brother, I have not been harmed.